YOUR FRIEND'S NEIGHBORS: NEXT DOOR CHAOS

Let me tell you about my friend's/their/your buddy's neighbors. These folks are straight outta a sitcom/a movie/the Twilight Zone. They're the kind of people who throw ragers/hold midnight poker games/practice their bagpipes at 3 am and leave their lawnmower/garbage cans/collection of antique lawn ornaments in odd places/completely wrong spots/rand